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Roger Moore

Benjamin Britten.

Hair Crop Circle

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Kenny Dalglish

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

Vivienne Westwood

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

Penguin job interview

Merger at 28th and Lex

The Coffee Tattoo

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

Jude Law.

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

Bouncer.

A Head-Dress in 1777

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

'Psst...check out the freak.'

You know that symphony I wrote in GarageBand? It drops next week. You're invited. Symphonies don't "drop," little buddy. Rock albums "drop." R&B "drops." Symphonies "debut." And they usually debut in concert halls, with live musicians. Where's your symphony debuting? Anybody-can-upload-anything-for-people-to-download.com. I wonder if I can get my tux pressed in time.

"Come at me, Bro!"

Sorry, formal only.

Bridal, Tuxedo and Speedy Annulment.

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

"You want art, words, or a QR code?"

"Vinyl I get. This, I didn't see coming."

Penguins shopping for new clothes

"Yeah, I don't get the whole bathroom selfie thing, either."

Football Tattoo.

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

'I accidentally flipped onto my back and couldn't get up. That's the last time I wear a turtleneck.'

'The Cincinnati Bengals formation dance team'

"I hope my next husband looks better in a tux than you do."

'Does the tie make me look too formal?'

'Swop shirts? Mine's not a shirt - it's a tattoo!'