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"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

'Do you mind if I spit it on your tux?'

Gamblers

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Modern Major General

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

The Bearskin Hat Family

Police Cow!

Countess

Don Pasquale

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

'NOW what have they talked you into?'

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

Louis XIV

Jude Law.

Fancy Dress Box

Catherine the Great with her daughter Nora Soso

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

'A fat little man with a red cloak' (Braham at St James' Theatre)

"Perhaps this one, sir."

Bouncer.

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

'You've got Chain Mail!'

Roger Moore

Solidarity.

Top Hat

Sorry, formal only.

You know that symphony I wrote in GarageBand? It drops next week. You're invited. Symphonies don't "drop," little buddy. Rock albums "drop." R&B "drops." Symphonies "debut." And they usually debut in concert halls, with live musicians. Where's your symphony debuting? Anybody-can-upload-anything-for-people-to-download.com. I wonder if I can get my tux pressed in time.

Soprano

Bridal, Tuxedo and Speedy Annulment.

Look everybody! I'm a French Poodle