Tuxedo Fan T-Shirts

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Penquin with sign: All dressed-up and nowhere to go.

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

Masquerade

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

Superintendent

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

Butterfly Woman

Three women dancing

Bouncer.

Couple in Grey

'I thought you were trying to lynch me, Mom.'

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

Bridal, Tuxedo and Speedy Annulment.

"There's nothing sick about liking to dress up in grandmother's clothing."

Sorry, formal only.

Wizards Convention: Please Leave Hats Here.

Manga study #2

"For the last time-I'm not on drugs, I'm just anime."

Penguins shopping for new clothes

'Thank God it's fry day'

'I'll take it!'

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

I've only gone and left the cow suit in the car! I'll be right back.