Tuxedo Fan T-Shirts

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Penquin with sign: All dressed-up and nowhere to go.

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

Masquerade

Leonard Nimoy

Superintendent

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

Jude Law.

Couple in Grey

Butterfly Woman

Bouncer.

Three women dancing

'I thought you were trying to lynch me, Mom.'

Roger Moore

Sorry, formal only.

Bridal, Tuxedo and Speedy Annulment.

Wizards Convention: Please Leave Hats Here.

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

"There's nothing sick about liking to dress up in grandmother's clothing."

Manga study #2

You know that symphony I wrote in GarageBand? It drops next week. You're invited. Symphonies don't "drop," little buddy. Rock albums "drop." R&B "drops." Symphonies "debut." And they usually debut in concert halls, with live musicians. Where's your symphony debuting? Anybody-can-upload-anything-for-people-to-download.com. I wonder if I can get my tux pressed in time.

"For the last time-I'm not on drugs, I'm just anime."

'Thank God it's fry day'

Penguins shopping for new clothes

"I hope my next husband looks better in a tux than you do."

'I'll take it!'

'Does the tie make me look too formal?'

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

I've only gone and left the cow suit in the car! I'll be right back.