Couture Critic Mugs

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

'How about these overalls?' - 'Sorry, I don't wear womens' clothes.'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

The height of fashion in 1796

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

"Say 'eh.'"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"That shirt is so last year."

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

"Now that was post-modern sex."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

'There's an imposter among us!'

"How is it in Russia?"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"I'm after the history section."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

When 'cancel culture' becomes commonplace...

"I wanted to deliver a message of hope and tolerance in a complex global society but I decided to update them on the Kardashians instead."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"You're wearing too much rouge."