Couture Critic Prints

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

'How about these overalls?' - 'Sorry, I don't wear womens' clothes.'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

The height of fashion in 1796

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

"Say 'eh.'"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Now that was post-modern sex."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"That shirt is so last year."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"I'm after the history section."

"How is it in Russia?"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

"You're wearing too much rouge."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"