Tuxedo Rental Owner Pillows

Bridal, Tuxedo and Speedy Annulment.

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

"Today's special is we'll pull the plug on the jukebox if someone else's music annoys you."

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

"The usual."

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

"Pampered?"

A train's dining car is a diner.

Continental Breakfast...$2.99: 'What continent is THIS supposed to represent?'

'I'm lookin' for the man who shot m' paw.'

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

As models become skinnier, so do the mannequins.

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'Whats your poison.'

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

'Is that freshly brewed?'