Tuxedo Admirers Pillows

There are two kinds of hair: dark hair that sheds on light clothes, and light hair that sheds on dark clothes.

"We have the exact same taste."

Kenny Dalglish

KAWAII T'AI CHI

The Bearskin Hat Family

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

"It's depressing, people just don't take our work seriously."

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

Jude Law.

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

Bouncer.

"Happy St. Patrick's Day"

'I love men in uniformity.'

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

"Got outta jury duty!"

Roger Moore

You know that symphony I wrote in GarageBand? It drops next week. You're invited. Symphonies don't "drop," little buddy. Rock albums "drop." R&B "drops." Symphonies "debut." And they usually debut in concert halls, with live musicians. Where's your symphony debuting? Anybody-can-upload-anything-for-people-to-download.com. I wonder if I can get my tux pressed in time.

Sorry, formal only.

Bridal, Tuxedo and Speedy Annulment.

'Frankly, this isn't the sort of Bear contry I was expecting !'

A seamstress with balloons

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

"I hope my next husband looks better in a tux than you do."

Penguins shopping for new clothes

Mutant Moontunes - Fringeless Nigel

'For heaven's sake! They're dressed as the 101st Airborne Division!'

All new holiday season hard wear.

'It'll be ready Tuesday.'

"What? You know I love paisley."

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

'Does the tie make me look too formal?'

Benjamin Britten.