Tuxedo Lover Pillows

"I just got damn well fed up with being formal all the time."

Sorry, formal only.

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

A man washing a mascot costume

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Parade of Businessmen

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Menu Dating

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

"Herb's from Texas."

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

'Does this suit make me look too eager?'

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

The briefs on the outside? Actually it started by accident when I used to change in phone booths.

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.

'Here. Don't forget to put on your 'party face'.'

Lion Costume

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Jude Law.

Fancy Dress Box

"It's a party Jim, but not as we know it!"

Monolith Selfie

Memories of Souvenirs and Memorabilia.

Bouncer.

Flamenco

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Elizabeth I

Roger Moore

"It helps to lessen the load of my shelf Dad: I'm so much faster now..."