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"I dunno, maybe he's a hopeless romantic..."

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

'Oh, I hate when this happens! What do you do when you get a song stuck in your head?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Memories Of Lauren Bacall

"He's in a far better place. It's always nice to spend the winter in Miami."

"The good news is a major company has noticed our website. The bad news is they're accusing us of copyright infringement."

Fortune Telling: Retirement Planning.

'You'll be having extensive dental surgery...'

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

'Look pal, we're friends and all, but you need to get out more, meet some people...'

'It just hasn't been my day.'

"We can do something for your cholesterol. . . but not much for 'a heart torn asunder by the torment of unrequited love'."

'Boys, you'll have to leave your guns with me during happy hour.'

Captain Pointy No.62 - Famous last words

"That's the trouble with crusades, they always drag religion into it!"

Singing from same hymn sheet

"You've reached '1-800-WATER-4-U.' Please leave a message."

'It's too nice a day to sit around inside -- why don't you go out and conquer something?'

'The affirmation of one's own life, happiness, growth, freedom, is rooted in one's capacity to love.'

"Well, the good news is that Seasonal-Affective Disorder isn't typically terminal..."

'A man should be dressed properly when he leaves home.'

"Crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentations of their women. That's what I want for Christmas."

"I'll bet those campaign ribbons have a lot of stories."

Juggling hearts

"I know this is heaven! This is the lightest I've ever been"

"Here come those 7th Day Add-ventists. Them them we're 8-theists, and we don't believe in higher powers."

Would you please stop saying, "It's the journey, not the destination"?