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"I dunno, maybe he's a hopeless romantic..."

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

'Oh, I hate when this happens! What do you do when you get a song stuck in your head?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

Memories Of Lauren Bacall

"He's in a far better place. It's always nice to spend the winter in Miami."

"The good news is a major company has noticed our website. The bad news is they're accusing us of copyright infringement."

Fortune Telling: Retirement Planning.

'You'll be having extensive dental surgery...'

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

'It just hasn't been my day.'

'Look pal, we're friends and all, but you need to get out more, meet some people...'

"We can do something for your cholesterol. . . but not much for 'a heart torn asunder by the torment of unrequited love'."

"That's the trouble with crusades, they always drag religion into it!"

Singing from same hymn sheet

Captain Pointy No.62 - Famous last words

'Boys, you'll have to leave your guns with me during happy hour.'

'It's too nice a day to sit around inside -- why don't you go out and conquer something?'

"You've reached '1-800-WATER-4-U.' Please leave a message."

'The affirmation of one's own life, happiness, growth, freedom, is rooted in one's capacity to love.'

'A man should be dressed properly when he leaves home.'

"Well, the good news is that Seasonal-Affective Disorder isn't typically terminal..."

Juggling hearts

"I'll bet those campaign ribbons have a lot of stories."

"I know this is heaven! This is the lightest I've ever been"

"Music doesn't happen to be his strong point..."