Snowman At Heart T-Shirts

"Well, the good news is that Seasonal-Affective Disorder isn't typically terminal..."

Skiing.

'No ice.'

Snowmen Around The World...

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

Snowyphus

Snowman ice fishing.

"Whose the new guy?"

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

Hot Tub Frosty

"Gimme the carrot!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

Snow Crime

'Do you come here often?'

'It's a snow mobile.'

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Sand Snowmen

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

Snow is falling...

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

Frosty, the Golden Years

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

"You have ice water in your veins."

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

'Careful. The plates are extremely cold.'

"It's her first snowman."

A diuretic! Are you sure about this?

Snowman Tattoo

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'