Tusk Aficionado Pillows

'You'll be having extensive dental surgery...'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

Jack in the Box

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Cowboy

"I don't know art, but I know what I like."

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

'Prior to serving as a network political policy analyst...our next speaker was a standup comic.'

X-ray of body shows skull.

"As seen on TikTok...."

Sauron's Sore Eye

The comedy club

Tolkien Characters That Never Made it out of the Author's Notebooks

'You love anything tacky, don't you?'

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

"Don't call me ska face!"

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

"The americans have been sniffing around again looking to poach some rainmakers...."

How does she get her grass so green?

Welcome to Texas...caution: BBQ smoke maybe on roads next 1250 miles.

"You idiot! I spent all morning covering that with hairs!"

Boy has radio controlled model of Noah's Ark. Small animals are entering two by two.