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Tolkien Characters That Never Made it out of the Author's Notebooks

"Wake up – you're Tolkien in your sleep again."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

The Thinker

Angela Merkel

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

Otto von Bismarck

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

Leo Tolstoy

"As seen on TikTok...."

"He and Carruthers are both doing biographies of Tolstoy, and it's a race to the finish."

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

Men talking about dog, "My dog takes his walks pretty seriously"

'This is the jewel in my collection. My invisible man figurine!'

'You'll be having extensive dental surgery...'

Friendly Troll.

'My, what large dentures you have, Grandma.'

"I'm not sure if that's William Shatner or Deadpool without his mask."

Sauron's Sore Eye

'That's a puffer. If you want to blow a house down, you'll also need a huffer.'

'Well, we located a kidney, but the donor is a Trekkie, so we'll leave it up to you.'

Bismarck's Criticism of Wilhelmine Imperial Policy

"This is like the sinking if some really, really, really big ship."