Tolkien Reader Pillows

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Two Generations of Readers

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Redlaw and the Phantom

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

'Bront?saurus.'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

Jane Austen

Good boy

"Speed reader...?"

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

"I dropped my goblet!"

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

'But everybody does that stuff!'

Child reading on the toilet is abducted by aliens.

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

The Invention of Reading in Bed.

Nicholas congratulates Arthur Gride on his wedding morning

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

Aristophanes