Tolkien Treasure Seeker Pillows

Magic Ring to gain entry into Tolkien Archive

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

I love Museum Shops

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Dept. of the Treasury

"...it's another metal detector."

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

Pirate dogs burying bones.

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Lord of the Rings IV.

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

At the end of the rainbow

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

'Nine years after the conclusion of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Gollum reveals how he wins Steve Buscemi look-alike contests.'

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

The Landlord Of The Rings

'That was fun!'

Peter Jackson's Hobbit

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."