Tolkien Treasure Seeker Pillows

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

I love Museum Shops

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Dept. of the Treasury

"...it's another metal detector."

Pirate dogs burying bones.

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

"I'm here to gets the gold"

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

At the end of the rainbow

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

'That was fun!'

"Beginner's luck."

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."