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The Stripper

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Ike and Tina Turtle.

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

Tortoise polishing his shell

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Thursday is the new Friday

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

"My doctor told me to get more exercise by walking a pet, but he didn't specify it had to be a dog."

Turtle Home

Funky Facts: Turtles.

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

Psychoanalyst turtle trying to help turtle patient come out of shell

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

'He's never been the same since he came out of his shell.'