Turning 30 Pillows

"Oh God, I'm almost 30..."

"You're 30 now. Where do you see yourself in five years?" "Thirty five."

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

Happy Birthday!

Kevin's Eleven-Thousandth Day of Being Kevin

"Botox? No, I simply stopped smiling when I turned 30."

"It started with a few grey hares in my 20's and they kept showing up."

"Oops, I just ate Diane's birthday card and signed 'Happy 30th, girl!' on a donut."

"You're 30? Me too!"

Polar Bear:'Oh,NOOO, my first BLACK hair!'

All the Corny Old Songs You've Shamefully Started Liking Now You're over 30

30th Birthday - Doctors aren't like policemen.. they don't grow younger, they just age faster.

"I'm getting old. My friends are starting to have kids on purpose."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"Your contents have shifted."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Gary turns 40.

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

Inside One's Memory Bank

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

Ed's receding hairline!

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

Do you think I'm sixty?

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'