Turkey Day Strategist Pillows

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

'Hey, Fred, what are you doing for Thanksgiving?'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'I'll take ten, please.'

"Never say you're stuffed!"

'Haven't you ever heard of warmed up turkey?'

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

A Dog Is For Life Not Just For Christmas.

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

"He bought a thermometer for me, and I'm not even sick."

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

"Bad news - your DNA was delicious."

"I switch to this mask if I know the homeowner is more of a cat person."

'Voila! Pre-plucked turkey!'

"Remember you making fun of me for using a litter box? Well, good luck going outside now that it's freezing out."

'My Christmas bonus.'

T is for Turkey

'Want to come to the Thanksgiving play, Grandma? I have a real meaty part.'

"Not a good sign. It's a box of pop-up thermometers."

I think I've figured out why you're having air flow problems.

'I survived four Thanksgivings. I deserve to accompany you on the Veterans' Parade!'