Tureen Tricksters Gifts

A tureen of chefs

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Better luck next time, kid."

Hypnotoon

"We're here, Harry."

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

Spider's Web Trampoline

'Not bad, for naughty.'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

Children in a Nursery.

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

Snowman Magic

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

"Thanks for the 'Doctor's excuse' but I like to write my own material."

"Being a twin is great. I always have a scapegoat."

Identical twins, separated at birth. Both like to...chase cars, take naps, fetch sticks, bark, sit on furniture.

'My husband always starts the day with a bound.'

"This is programmed with the answers to 500 popular essay questions."

'This is my twin brother. He's going to give you the second opinion you asked for...'

'That's for not taking an interest in archery!'

"I've found the problem. Rodney isn't your ventriloquist dummy. He's your Siamese twin."

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Weatherman

Practical Jokes Doctors Can't Do

Gymnast.