Twin Trickster Gifts

'This is my twin brother. He's going to give you the second opinion you asked for...'

"Hey! Aren't you guys those hilarious business twins?"

The Grim Reaper and the Twins

Two identical twins walk towards karate classes, one wearing '1st Dan' the second '2nd Dan'.

"I've found the problem. Rodney isn't your ventriloquist dummy. He's your Siamese twin."

Identical twins, separated at birth. Both like to...chase cars, take naps, fetch sticks, bark, sit on furniture.

"Being a twin is great. I always have a scapegoat."

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Better luck next time, kid."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

Young Houdini

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

A voodoo doctor.

'Not bad, for naughty.'

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

Mime Tug-of-War

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

Go on! Pick a card.

Fish Training

Candle Size

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

Tom Mullica.

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.