Twin Trickster Gifts

'This is my twin brother. He's going to give you the second opinion you asked for...'

"Hey! Aren't you guys those hilarious business twins?"

The Grim Reaper and the Twins

Two identical twins walk towards karate classes, one wearing '1st Dan' the second '2nd Dan'.

"I've found the problem. Rodney isn't your ventriloquist dummy. He's your Siamese twin."

Identical twins, separated at birth. Both like to...chase cars, take naps, fetch sticks, bark, sit on furniture.

"Being a twin is great. I always have a scapegoat."

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Better luck next time, kid."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

A voodoo doctor.

'Not bad, for naughty.'

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

Mime Tug-of-War

Go on! Pick a card.

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

Candle Size

"You call that a KISS?"

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

Fish Training