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'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

'Sorry sir, no vomitting allowed before take-off.'

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

"Hi, may I offer you something to vomit at the next patch of turbulence?"

"Don't worry! It's just some light turbulence!"

Some days captain Jones forgot that he no longer flew the Vomit Comet for NASA.

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Storm in the out tray

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Not you. Your hair.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Unrest Area.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

The weightless office.

Atomic Bear: Part 5

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

'I'd say you're a little late...'

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

World crisis

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

Road work next 15 years.

The Clipping