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'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

'Sorry sir, no vomitting allowed before take-off.'

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

"Hi, may I offer you something to vomit at the next patch of turbulence?"

"Don't worry! It's just some light turbulence!"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Storm in the out tray

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Unrest Area.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

The weightless office.

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

World crisis

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

Road work next 15 years.

The Clipping

Leaving New York

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

"There's you panicking about monkeys all over the car and they haven't come anywhere near us!"