Tunneling Expert T-Shirts

'So I hear you're our new tunneling expert.'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

Run from the hills!

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

"You can find me on Inkedin."

The return of Miss Subways

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

You're Here. Man, You Really Look Like An Idiot!

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

'I hate when they do this.'

What Europeans really think: 'Why waste fuel on transatlantic flights? Drill a hole to Jersey city.'

Tunnel of Mice

'Space is not an issue: I'll just dig out a few more rooms...'

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

'Can Kevin come out and play?'

'It's just like e-mail, only you hear people talking.'

When moles dream...

Angel versus satellite...

Empty Telco Hardware Room

"I enjoy dressing up as a tunneller."

Voice-activated high-speed wireless communications.

Just as he's about to enter the tunnel, John suddenly has an odd pain in his wrist...

'I'm telling you Bill: I can hear a scratching sound...'

"Give me a middle 'C', please."

"Oh wait, we need to be on the 1-9 North bound escalator to get to the food court."

After a lengthy effort, you finally see a light at the end of the tunnel!