Tunneling Expert T-Shirts

'So I hear you're our new tunneling expert.'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"We've been cancelled."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

Run from the hills!

Third Option

"You can find me on Inkedin."

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs

The return of Miss Subways

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

Texting. Hardware. Software. Plans. Most of our business comes from word-of-thumb.

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

You're Here. Man, You Really Look Like An Idiot!

'I hate when they do this.'

What Europeans really think: 'Why waste fuel on transatlantic flights? Drill a hole to Jersey city.'

It says he invented super glue.

'Can Kevin come out and play?'

'Space is not an issue: I'll just dig out a few more rooms...'

Tunnel of Mice

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

'It's just like e-mail, only you hear people talking.'

When moles dream...

Angel versus satellite...

Empty Telco Hardware Room

"I enjoy dressing up as a tunneller."

Voice-activated high-speed wireless communications.

"Give me a middle 'C', please."

Just as he's about to enter the tunnel, John suddenly has an odd pain in his wrist...

'I'm telling you Bill: I can hear a scratching sound...'

"Oh wait, we need to be on the 1-9 North bound escalator to get to the food court."