Drilling Expert T-Shirts

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Pull the udder one

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Extra Long-jump

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

Dentist Training School.

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

"Well, we know it's WAY down there, but it may be beyond the range of our equipment."

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

'How was your luck, dear?'

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'

'Don't give up Albert - one of these cans has to have tuna in it!'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

Military ardour.

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

A Vet? I had you picked in advertising.

Oil Workers

"Before this I flipped houses."

Motor Channel Crossing.

Archaeologists

"I can't heeear you!"

Military Parades

'Completed the pyramid, eh? Now take it down to the ground.'

"You've got to help me, Tom... my garden is out of control!"

Passages in the Life of a Volunteer

'I said.. how long were you a DRILL INSTRUCTOR, SIR?'

Paul began to suspect that Charlene was just using him for his automotive knowledge.

A boy is in a hole that he just dug.His uncle says:'You've learned a life lesson today . . . Digging your ass off for treasure only to end up in a septic tank!'

A Verbal Difficulty