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"I do bottoms, boobs and and tummy-tucks, my colleague specializes in bee-stung lips."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

Body Building

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

'Breasts can be so rude. So often they start without me.'

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'Just remember, you're not alone - I'm scared to death, too.'

Anatomy.

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'Medium well, please.'

He really puts his heart into it!

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.

"Rare, medium or well done?"

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

"Well, we saved this attorney. Some poacher shot him and removed his highly-prized fin."

The Big Book of Really Hard Surgery

'Will work for tummy rub.'

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.

Cosmetic pouches.

'Whew! Five surgeries in one day! Well, let's try to make this last one end on a happy note!'

Operating room. 3 days without an accident.