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Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

Before/After

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

'I was like you once, full of ambition! AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT MEEE!'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

"Management would like you to keep in mind that the latest research indicates that everything on our 'Healthy Menu' is now unhealthy."

'What colour is a hiccup?'

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

Now I can afford anything on the menu, I can't digest anything on the menu.

"I'm sure my parents will love you, but for the time being, let's not mention that you're genetically modified."

Napoleon Blownafart

Couple in restaurant, "Sorry it's slow, Chef's got the runs"

Capturing a Cook

"Yes, the French only eat the legs, but we're not French! We eat the whole frog!"

'Do you happen to have a scratch-and-sniff menu?'

All our meals digest easily forming a soft, mushy stool with just a hint of acridity.

'My compliments to your bioengineer.'

"I can help you with tiny, little steps. As for breakthroughs, you're on your own."

'We've done it! We've created a better mouse...'

'The bad news is you've got something no one's ever heard of...the good news is we're naming it after you!'

"He's very proud of his stomach's 'good bacteria'."

Pasta, Cookies, Antacids.

Unfortunately what happens in the cow's digestional tract doesn't stay in the cow's digestional tract!

Gastro Gnomes

"Just our luck...everything but us tastes just like chicken."

"Judging by the noises your stomach is making, this app can suggest which restaurant to go to, and what and how much to order."

'My escargot has escargone.'

Before consuming as directed, Millennial Alice needed assurance that they would not disturb her gut health.

'I have a friend who says his business has never been better. . . but then, he's a gastroenterologist!'

'That's weird, I don't recall a gerbal the last time we were here!'

Repair of gastronomic centers

Antacid rain