Stomach Science Enthusiasts Prints

Before/After

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

'I was like you once, full of ambition! AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT MEEE!'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

"Management would like you to keep in mind that the latest research indicates that everything on our 'Healthy Menu' is now unhealthy."

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

'What colour is a hiccup?'

All our meals digest easily forming a soft, mushy stool with just a hint of acridity.

"Yes, the French only eat the legs, but we're not French! We eat the whole frog!"

Napoleon Blownafart

Couple in restaurant, "Sorry it's slow, Chef's got the runs"

Capturing a Cook

'Do you happen to have a scratch-and-sniff menu?'

"I'm sure my parents will love you, but for the time being, let's not mention that you're genetically modified."

"I can help you with tiny, little steps. As for breakthroughs, you're on your own."

'My compliments to your bioengineer.'

'We've done it! We've created a better mouse...'

Now I can afford anything on the menu, I can't digest anything on the menu.

"He's very proud of his stomach's 'good bacteria'."

Unfortunately what happens in the cow's digestional tract doesn't stay in the cow's digestional tract!

"Just our luck...everything but us tastes just like chicken."

Gastro Gnomes

Pasta, Cookies, Antacids.

"Judging by the noises your stomach is making, this app can suggest which restaurant to go to, and what and how much to order."

'My escargot has escargone.'

Before consuming as directed, Millennial Alice needed assurance that they would not disturb her gut health.

'I have a friend who says his business has never been better. . . but then, he's a gastroenterologist!'

Repair of gastronomic centers

Antacid rain

'That's weird, I don't recall a gerbal the last time we were here!'

'This 'turkey bacon' thing -- I don't know whether to feel insulted or relieved.'