Tuition Fee Escapee Gifts

Parents happy that student has dropped out of university.

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

Write "Brenda' but use disappearing ink

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

'I pretended to be religious to get a place at this convent.'

'Yes, I'm home early. We had a school fire drill, so naturally I sought the safety of our house.'

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

'The latest on the tuition front. Next year nobody will be able to afford college.'

"I'll probably never be able to cast knowing glances."

'It cost a mint to educate him. If you want his opinion, you'll have to pay for it.'

Class of 2015

Some New Mortarboard Styles.

Teacher's Lounge

"Hi, J.B. Guess where I am."

"I will now open the floor to questions. Bye bye!"

Back to School Jitters

'The only time I ever worked up a sweat in there was just then, when I tried to cancel my membership!'

'I'm beginning to enjoy these long walks with you every day.'

One thing I'll always be thankful for is that I got here before there were any SATs.

'If you miss a payment, we will teach you a lesson.'

'Turns out four score and seven years isn't the length of the school day.'

"When are you going to admit that you're a procrastinator?"

Learn While You Hibernate.

Chuckie's test results come back negative.

The Cartoon Islands

Burning bills

'We'd like to get away from reality TV.'

'We've decided to support you for the rest of your life. It's cheaper than sending you to college.'