Tugboat Captain Gifts

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Captain steering house through flood.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Romance on the Yacht

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

Using a speedboat to retrieve ducks seemed like a good idea to Duke at the time.

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'Captain, I believe that your map coordinates are a bit off.'

'Oh my God! HONEY look! There's a HUGE SHIP running aground!'

It's good news when an agent says "This is a big break" to an aspiring actor. But not good when said by an orthopedic surgeon holding your x-ray! It's jarring when your business partner says "We're going under while he's looking at the books. But it's very routine when said by a submarine captain speaking to the crew. "You're on fire" is nice to hear when you're playing an excellent round of golf. But not what you want to hear when you're grilling burgers. "A thumb on the scale" often mean

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

'Excuse me, Sir. Would you please let go of your streamer?'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'You may have too much anchor for this boat,'

Boat to the Horizon.

'Well if it's a sandbar, why are we going in circles?!'

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

No caption. (Rowers carry an oar in four briefcases).

Bon Voyage