Tugboat Captain Gifts

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Captain steering house through flood.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Romance on the Yacht

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Using a speedboat to retrieve ducks seemed like a good idea to Duke at the time.

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'Captain, I believe that your map coordinates are a bit off.'

'Oh my God! HONEY look! There's a HUGE SHIP running aground!'

'Excuse me, Sir. Would you please let go of your streamer?'

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'You may have too much anchor for this boat,'

Boat to the Horizon.

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

'Meet Bill, my most loyal sailor: I know he would only leave me if the boat were sinking...'

'Well if it's a sandbar, why are we going in circles?!'

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

'Putting up a deck chair is a real bugger at the best of times.'