Tub-throne Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'I, Horace Windsock-Trumpintub, being of sound mind...'

'More bubbles!'

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Hot Tub Frosty

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Bacterial Cultural Center

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

'It's about time you got jets installed!'

Duck in a bathtub

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

Musician

'Oh boy, hot tubs!'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

'Aw, cool! Look! They got us a hot tub!'

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

He can't be that short, I'll bet he's sitting in a hot tub

"Cordell has switched to a more music, less talk format."

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

Happy Xmas

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

The Potatoes on vacation. We should have guessed they'd be tubers.

"Combining our favorite pastimes of drinking, fishing and hot tubbing makes me realize... we should stop drinking."

'I thought I'd take the train to avoid the congestion charge.'

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."

'Well he didn't get it from my side of the family'.

"I find the full body money immersion quite therapeutic after a tough day."

Tuba Music

Hitchhiker Going to Bath.

"I'd like a table near the band please."