Trying To Have A Baby Pillows

"I'm just hoping to make it to the Final Four."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"They grow up so fast."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'She's just great with the children.'

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

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