Trying On Wedding Dresses T-Shirts

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Elegant woman in backless dress.

Tiger Costume

Wedding Fayre

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Purple dress

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

Tiger Costume

Radiant, yet flammable.

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"Let's see a robot do that."

Unsuitable clothing.

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

HOSPITAL ADMISSIONS,

'How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?'

The Fashions

Blonde girl

Womens dressing rooms.

'He never learns. Last year, he was a fire hydrant.'

'You should just buy them - and never look back.'

Chicken Costume

"No, you can't go out like that. Just because the world is ending is no reason to dress like a heathen."

Halloween - Costume Decisions.

"Mini, midi, maxi. Maxi, midi, mini . . ."

Red and Yellow dress