Trying On Wedding Dresses Pillows

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Elegant woman in backless dress.

Tiger Costume

Wedding Fayre

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Purple dress

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

Radiant, yet flammable.

Tiger Costume

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

Unsuitable clothing.

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

HOSPITAL ADMISSIONS,

Blonde girl

'How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?'

The Fashions

Womens dressing rooms.

"No, you can't go out like that. Just because the world is ending is no reason to dress like a heathen."

'You should just buy them - and never look back.'

Chicken Costume

Halloween - Costume Decisions.

Red and Yellow dress

"Mini, midi, maxi. Maxi, midi, mini . . ."

"Don't rush me, I can't find nothing to wear."