Trying On Clothes Pillows

Womens dressing rooms.

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

'You should just buy them - and never look back.'

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'She's so put together!'

Cat Tie

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

At the suit makers

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

'She dressed herself this morning.'