Clothes Shopping Pillows

"Do you want to see the right size first, or should we work up to it gradually?"

Men's wear sizes.

Retro Fashions door sign reads 'Out to lunch -back before you know it.'

How would Madam like to pay?

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

"My husband said, 'We were getting low' on the essentials!"

"I'm difficult to shop for. I wear a size extra medium."

"Go with the horizontal stripes. It'll make me look thinner when I stand next to you."

"No way! I hate those!"

"Hold on, I've seen another one for half the price."

"Do you have it in slim fit?"

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

'I'll take it!'

The woman next door bought a coat exactly like mine!

"True. But what it says about him is something I've known for years."

'Yep you look like a twat, but a very cool twat'

Mrs. Brown goes window shopping.

I'm sorry, they don't make dresses large on the inside and small on the outside!

Style or Parody? - You Decide.

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."