Trying On Clothes Gifts

Womens dressing rooms.

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

'You should just buy them - and never look back.'

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

Cat Tie

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

At the suit makers

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"