Home Try-on Expert Gifts

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"I excel at appearing awake in meetings."

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

The quarantine self cut.

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

Pressing Problem

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'

'So is this your lazy days of summer, or are we still working on spring?'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'Don't give up Albert - one of these cans has to have tuna in it!'

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

Self-walking dog

"The rabbit got lost."

Womens dressing rooms.

'You should just buy them - and never look back.'

In and out trays for ironing.

"When I was young, my mother washed our clothes in a tub of water. Stains were simple back then."

Hair of the dog spots: maltese on a walk

"I've got a dog licence. Will that do?"

"My hair is so unruly that it's threatening to become an angry mob."

Man has the top of his head cut off by a home barber kit.

Anyone else need a toilet break?

I start plucking, and I can't stop.

"So how long does it take for your hair to grow?"

'Hey, Martin! Got another shirt here. Can you have it done by noon?'

Home hair styling

"Where are dishes?"

Man leaves prison and misses the bars so he buys bar wallpaper.

"For a preview of how these things usually work out, go and flush a few grand down the toilet."

Alice, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.

Laundry.