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'I'm warning you, Melanie -- when you dress like that, you're just looking for trouble!'

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

Scarf puts hat back on.

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"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'We were made for each other.'

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

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'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

Tiger Costume

Radiant, yet flammable.

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

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"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Hospital gown pageant.

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

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'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

"So,what's so important that you want me to give you a couple of hours off work this afternoon?"

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

And they laughed happily ever after...

"I got my hair straightened..."

"I'm trying to imagine how this will look hanging on the treadmill."

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'

'I'll be glad to discuss Pal's itchy skin in my office tomorrow morning, Mrs. Allan!'

Designer Krzysztof steals the opening day with two models wearing one outfit.

"Don't forget, on the stroke of midnight your clothes will lose their designer labels."

Boot Wishes it was Trainer.