Bridal Fashion Lover Mugs

'I'm warning you, Melanie -- when you dress like that, you're just looking for trouble!'

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

Scarf puts hat back on.

Tiger Costume

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

'We were made for each other.'

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

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Tiger Costume

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

Easter Bonnet

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

Radiant, yet flammable.

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

The next big thing

"So,what's so important that you want me to give you a couple of hours off work this afternoon?"

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

Designer Krzysztof steals the opening day with two models wearing one outfit.

'I'll be glad to discuss Pal's itchy skin in my office tomorrow morning, Mrs. Allan!'

"I got my hair straightened..."

"I'm trying to imagine how this will look hanging on the treadmill."

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'

"Don't forget, on the stroke of midnight your clothes will lose their designer labels."

Boot Wishes it was Trainer.

"I love your hat. One question: How did you put it on?"