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HOSPITAL ADMISSIONS,

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

A women in a shoeshop.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Keeping warm.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"Absolutely not!"

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'Do you like my little black number?'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

At the suit makers

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Mr Metrosexual.

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

His and Her wardrobe's

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"That shirt is so last year."

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'