Trying A New Restaurant Mugs

"We succumbed to your hype."

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"What do you think of the new Swiss Restaurant?"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"I come here for the pepper."

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"Is the MSG local?"

'It's my favorite.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

Ghostbasters 3

"How would you like your steak sir—really well done or raw? We've got a new chef."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

American style Greek cafe.

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

"Waiter... my entrée fell over."

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

'I'm afraid the Chef's Surprise today is that he ran off with one of the waitresses.'

Cook and Octopus

"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu."

"Toby - you did book the relief chef, right?"

The Fault of the Fowl

'I'm sorry the cod was not as good as when you came a month ago. It should have been - it was the same fish...'