Opening A New Restaurant Mugs

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

"So - we'll go for Bouillabaisse then, shall we?"

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

"This isn't just any old food wine. This is the foodies' food wine."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Here's a review of a restaurant that just opened. It says Chef Sun flame broils everything. The watier, Hailey's Comet, disappeared for what seemed like years. Much of the food is brought in from Pluto so of course it's frozen. And the dessert cart had nothing but Milky Ways. Despite all that there was a packed house on opening night. They started off with a bang!

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

American style Greek cafe.

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

Backwoods Cafe: Speciality - Peanut butter & Log Jam.

Cook and Octopus

"Toby - you did book the relief chef, right?"

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"How fresh is the calamari?"

"This is our soft opening."

"I come here for the pepper."

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

Garlic Free Zone.

"Fresh pepper spray?"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'Cooking'

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

Local food for local consumption

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

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