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"We succumbed to your hype."

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"What do you think of the new Swiss Restaurant?"

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"Is the MSG local?"

"I come here for the pepper."

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'It's my favorite.'

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

American style Greek cafe.

Ghostbasters 3

"How would you like your steak sir—really well done or raw? We've got a new chef."

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

"Waiter... my entrée fell over."

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

Cook and Octopus

The Fault of the Fowl

'I'm sorry the cod was not as good as when you came a month ago. It should have been - it was the same fish...'

"Toby - you did book the relief chef, right?"

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

'I'm afraid the Chef's Surprise today is that he ran off with one of the waitresses.'

"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu."