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'Please listen carefully as our menu has changed. To order a chicken entree...'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"Is the MSG local?"

"I come here for the pepper."

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'It's my favorite.'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

American style Greek cafe.

Ghostbasters 3

"How would you like your steak sir—really well done or raw? We've got a new chef."

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"Waiter... my entrée fell over."

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

"We succumbed to your hype."

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

"You were right-we should have just split one."

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

'I'm afraid the Chef's Surprise today is that he ran off with one of the waitresses.'

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

"Toby - you did book the relief chef, right?"

Cook and Octopus

"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu."

'I'm sorry the cod was not as good as when you came a month ago. It should have been - it was the same fish...'

"You'd clean and set tables and make sure that each table hs a salt lick and pepper."