Exploring New Restaurants Gifts

'Please listen carefully as our menu has changed. To order a chicken entree...'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"I come here for the pepper."

"Is the MSG local?"

'It's my favorite.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

American style Greek cafe.

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"How would you like your steak sir—really well done or raw? We've got a new chef."

Ghostbasters 3

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

"Waiter... my entrée fell over."

"We succumbed to your hype."

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

"You were right-we should have just split one."

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu."

'I'm sorry the cod was not as good as when you came a month ago. It should have been - it was the same fish...'

"Toby - you did book the relief chef, right?"

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

Cook and Octopus

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

'I'm afraid the Chef's Surprise today is that he ran off with one of the waitresses.'

Devil's Kitchen - "This soup is cold!"

"You'd clean and set tables and make sure that each table hs a salt lick and pepper."