Truth Teller With A Twist Pillows

The Anti-Agent

Digital Fomo!

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

Freedom of the press

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"Seriously?"

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Rumours Online

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"I think we could work very well together."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

"Ideally, we're looking for someone who can handle change."

"Is there an audio edition?"

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"I'd like to report a case of historical sexual abuse in the sixties. I'd like to - but I can't!"

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

I get my ideas on sale...

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

"I think that one is a little too honest."