Texting Truth-teller Pillows

'I think you're losing me.'

Proposed new US blood alcohol limits.

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Textin’"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'How about a walk!'

Moo Out Loud

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

Freedom of the press

Social Networking.

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

Dog Messages

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

OMG UR HOT

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."