Texting Truth-teller Pillows

'I think you're losing me.'

Proposed new US blood alcohol limits.

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Textin’"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Moo Out Loud

'How about a walk!'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

Freedom of the press

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

Social Networking.

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

Dog Messages

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

OMG UR HOT

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."