Truth Stretcher Gifts

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

"May I ask why you have 'inspired by true events' on the top of your resume?"

'I shouldn't be much longer, hon, I'm putting on the 18th green right now.'

"Tell me again the name of the professional basketball team you played for."

Squeezing the Free Press.

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"It's such a lovely day!"

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Press Freedom

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Skeptic Tank.

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Letters escape from a caged book.

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Truth

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Information...political rhetoric

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'