Happy Stretcher Gifts

Yoga Class. Ernie, check this out -- The "lotus" position! Looks more like the "low-tush" position!

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

Cake

Men can show their emotions!

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Dancing in a circle

Three happy men

Dad Dancing.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

Yoga in Heaven

"May I ask why you have 'inspired by true events' on the top of your resume?"

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

Exercise for the end of the day...

"How's your exercise class going?"

Soto

"How much of a gratuity does Santa usually get?"

Christmas postie!

'He's a diet therapy dog. He throws the stick and YOU fetch it.'

Corkscrew

"You fool! Don't you know it's the day after tax day?"

'I'm sorry, Miller, but we have to let you go. Your relentless 'can-do' optimism is driving us all nuts.' 'I'm bowled over! Thanks for this exciting new opportunity, chief!' 'You're welcome. I'm sure you'll make us all very proud of you.'

Hey, it's not a zero-sum game, you know --- everybody can have a good day.

You know, Al, this is your best job yet of stretching a canvas. One of these days, you should look at a painting of mine from the front, Axel. Let's not do anything drastic.

"Tell me again the name of the professional basketball team you played for."

'I shouldn't be much longer, hon, I'm putting on the 18th green right now.'

"Miss Windham, I wonder if you would mind stepping in here and joining me in a thirtieth-anniversary chorus or two of 'Blowin' in the Wind'?"

"Good Grief! He thinks he is Santa Claus!"

'Happy New Year.'

Doing the washing up.

Baubles

"I'm fortyish, forty twelve to be exact"

Union Bar & Grill...Happy hour: all day, every day.

Crosswalk. Happywalk.