Truth And Deception Enthusiast Gifts

"Never lie to your attorney, Brad. If any lies need to be told I'll tell them."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Clown God

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Channelling on the Cheap

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

When clowns are hunting.

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.