Fact Enthusiast Gifts

The Mnemonic Plague.

'There are facts,there are factoids, and there are just plain fun facts.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"Warning: The following programme may contain intelligent, humorous, factual entertainment..."

"Oh no, here comes that insufferable know-it-all!"

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'Here's MY information highway!'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Dreams I have had...

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

The Month of July

Rumours Online

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'That book is still floating around the system.'

Funky Facts: Turtles.

Funky Facts: Elephants.

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

Google Magazine

"You're wise, but you lack tree smarts."

Funky Facts: USA.

Truth, Justice, Equal Time.

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

"Did you know mice teeth never stop growing? You do now."

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'