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"Never lie to your attorney, Brad. If any lies need to be told I'll tell them."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Clown God

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

Channelling on the Cheap

When clowns are hunting.

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'